When I’m home alone
Walk around half-naked
Pig out
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Mom’s home!!!
Walk around half-naked
Pig out
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Mom’s home!!!
OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr
can he just get in my bed
jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes
oh my god his blog is perf
MY OVARIES



you’re welcome
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
(Source: minamaxx)
I’m not sure what does Angela Merkel think about this..
what’s the quickest way to lose like two stone but still eat whatever I want
Step 1: find 2 stones
Step 2: lose 2 stones